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<b>Make money money money, make money.</b>

What Kind Of Investor Are You?

The fiat money system is going to collapse along with a stock market propped up by inflationary central bank policy. What's more useless than a dollar issued by a perfidious Federal Reserve? You have all your assets in the only thing you can trust: nobody. (and hopefully not Mt. Gox!)

All Bitcoin Everything

If the market's going up, down, or sideways, you always know the right trade. You have two loves in your life: your Scotttrade account and CNBC. You always can beat the market, right?

Stock Picker

You're the model of prudence, conservatism, and long-term thinking. The only thing you look at in your investments is the expense ratio. You have nearly everything in a Vanguard target-date and aren't even thinking about the markets for another few decades. Why waste money trading when you can make money by doing nearly nothing?

Index Investor

Umm, my paycheck is for paying rent and going out, not dumping into a 401(k). Mutual funds? Bottle service!

Investing?

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