Matthew L.

Boys Like Me Are: +Cute +Out of your league +Established in 1988 (A.D.) +Ready to rumble +Intelligent +Funny, in that cool way +Suckers for Ice-cream +Interested, to an extent +Addicted to communication +Friends with some awesome people +Sarcastic +Ironic +Funky +Not overly concerned about global warming +More the Bad Guy than the Superhero The Tale of a Modern Boy... +I drunk dial my ex. +I buy clothes from thrift stores. +I judge books by their cover. And then read them. +I have friends in 8 different time zones. +I rock out. +I sometimes sneak out of my own parties. +I enjoy the morning after 'the night before' But never more than 'the night before'. +I contemplate the cool side of my pillow. +I make international phone calls. +I have kissed celebrities, but wasn't impressed. +I laugh at myself, but I also admire myself. +I spend way too much time organizing my iTunes playlists. +I will save 40 cents by not supersizing my combo - but I won't think twice about buying another round of drinks for the boys. +I occasionally swing from the scandalabra in the scandaltorium. +I dye my hair. Sometimes. +I wait by the phone. +I look over my friend's shoulder while chatting at the bar. +I walk up escalators. +I see Abercrombie and throw up a little in my mouth. +I think sleeping is a big waste of time. +I love holiday romances

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