Top Five Reasons to Embargo Buzzfeed

It's been real, it's been fun. Just hasn't been real fun!

1.

Really, where I should live, what I ought to do with my life, and which Girls character I "am" are all largely dependent upon my preference in cat memes?

2.

2 – The approximate percentage of articles that are written with a heterosexual male audience in mind

3.

Overly simplistic, pseudo-populist rehashes of the important news of our day

4.

Half the articles are either poorly disguised advertisements or stolen from other websites.

5.

Listicles are so 2013