Hey, guys, don't drag the blue part. That's not the one you want.

… how the FUCK did David Bowie (and the entire history of female rock artists) get left off of this list?

I have to say, I'm kind of pissed. At you, that is. For posting this. If Lady Gaga's fat, I'm Jabba the Hutt. And I haven't noticed any princesses in metal lingerie lying around my house recently. Her body is not only normal and healthy, it's well within most people's definition of beauty. Why is she obliged to pander to our bizarre anorexic-celebrity fetish?