Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino’s Magic The Gathering card: GTL, double strike, boardwalk (This creature is unblockable as long as defending player is also on a Jersey boardwalk.) When The Situation comes into play, put four 1/1 Guido creature tokens onto the battlefield. T2: Until end of turn, all Guidos have “3, Sacrifice this creature and put a Guido Grenade into play: Guido Grenade then deals 5 damage to one target.”
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