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15. "I was fine before you walked into my life, 'cause you know it's over before it began, keep your drink just give me the money, it's just you and your hand tonight"
14. "I can have another you in a minute, matter fact, he'll be here in a minute"
13. "At first when I see you cry, yeah it makes me smile, yeah it makes my smile, at worst I feel bad for a while, but then I just smile I go ahead and smile"
12. "You a mom and pop, I'm a corporation, I'm the press conference, you a conversation"
11. "She's not a saint, and she's not what you think, she's an actress, she's better known for the things that she does on the mattress"
10. "Johnny, my love, get out of the business, the odds are getting fatter by the minute, that I have got a bright and shiny platter, and I am gonna get your heavy head"
9. "Ignorance is bliss, but when your day comes, and he's through with you, and he'll be through with you, you'll die together but alone"
8. "You can keep the dog from me, I never liked it anyway"
7. "I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats, I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires, maybe next time he'll think before he cheats"
6. "It won't be long till you'll be lying limp in your own hand"
5. "Now I don't hate the one who left, you can't hate someone who's dead, he's out there holding on to someone, I'm holding up my smoking gun"
4. "I hope you can forgive me for that time, when I put my hand between your legs, and said it was small, 'cause it's really not at all, I guess there's just a part of me that likes to bring you down, just to keep you around"
3. "You're so vain, I'll bet you think this song is about you"
2. "You bloody motherfucking asshole, oh you bloody motherfucking asshole, oh you bloody motherfucking asshole, oh you bloody motherfucking asshole, oh you bloody motherfucking asshole"
1. "And every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back I hope you feel it"
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