Sounds like Marcel!

Can someone please explain to me why this is earned a “cute” badge?

she sounds like the kid who give the summary of star wars “don't talk back to darth vader, he'll get ya”

Cute but kinda sad how brands are such a big part of our lives that a 5 y/o knows pretty much all of them. God… Even my 2 y/o knew alot of them… And im not a brand whore… Its just that they are everywhere!!

Welcome to Cheetah's. We sell athletic shoes, cars, and bus fares.

AHH CUTE

Your kid doesn't have to have their own iPod to know what one is. Lord knows my one year old steals mine every chance she gets. She'll also know that Starbuck's and Panera mean coffee, because Mommy loves her coffee, not because she drinks it herself.

I died laughing at “colorful turkey”

My ovaries are acting up again. I will punch them until they behave.

Absolutely adorable.

Baby toys! Those look like baby toys!

that kid sounds exactly like marcel the shell with shoes on

babies…. are little.

This sounds very similar to marcel the snail….hmmm??

Puma, Jaguar, and Greyhound had better get their shit together.