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Stephen Colbert Explains His Absence: "I Had My Ass Done"

“Evidently, having 11 children makes you tough as nails.” Stephen Colbert returned to his program tonight after a surprise two-day absence last week, reportedly prompted by the ailing health of his 91-year-old mother, Lorna. And he did it in true Colbert style.

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