Stephen Colbert Explains His Absence: "I Had My Ass Done"

“Evidently, having 11 children makes you tough as nails.” Stephen Colbert returned to his program tonight after a surprise two-day absence last week, reportedly prompted by the ailing health of his 91-year-old mother, Lorna. And he did it in true Colbert style.

This post was created by a user and has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can post awesome lists and creations. Learn more or post your buzz!

Facebook Conversations
          
    Hot Buzz

    The 2014 VMAs Were Officially Sponsored By Butts

    trashy

    What’s A Smartphone App That Doesn’t Exist But Definitely Should?

    collection
    Now Buzzing