1. Paltrow’s introductory letter:
2. This is what $425 buys you:
3. Have way too much time on your hands and small amounts of several hard-to-find and/or expensive ingredients? Congratulations, you can make this chicken wrap:
4. This dish looks practical:
5. Compared to this one, at least:
6. Even Ina Garten wouldn’t make this soup:
7. And finally:
Never change, Gwyneth. Never change.
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