I also forgot to add that he was gay and there was another gay man sleeping next to him!!!!

Got them all beat, I'm a lesbian and I woke up in a mans arms!!! WHAT?!?!?

It's a wonder our species manages to survive year after year.

So dangerous. I'm all for drinking and being merry, but this is scary. No lols here.

Best part, future employers will know this too. Happy new year.

New years eve. The night of amateurs when millions of people go out, get drunk and try to act like the real drinkers on a normal weekday.

I am a muslim, i woke up in fajr and prayed to god and all the day went as usual. Whats new there if just 2011 become 2012. Silly!

Lol 18 still has slut tights on.

“Woke up in Montana” I could see how that would be inconvenient.

A grenade? Guess “regular” firecrackers just weren't good enough.

I seriously wonder how many are true. If you woke up in jail I doubt you'd have a phone on you to tweet with let alone a computer

A lot of these people are lying, she said stating the obvious.

Yay! Gawker's Matt Cherette!

Why do people think it is a good idea to share these things on the internet?

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Werewolf