Dudes Failing To Get Their Susan Glenn In 11 Gifs

If you've ever been into a girl—especially the girl—you know that all you want to do is impress her. Here are some examples of dudes attempting to do just that, and completely failing. You've got to be much smoother if you're going to go after your Susan Glenn.

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When trying to impress your Susan Glenn, don't pop a bottle in her face.

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When trying to impress your Susan Glenn, don't attempt any feats of strength.

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When trying to impress your Susan Glenn, don't fall through a glass table.

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When trying to impress your Susan Glenn, don't try to do any cool kickflips.

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When trying to impress your Susan Glenn, actually catch the ball.

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When trying to impress your Susan Glenn, just swim. Normally.

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When trying to impress your Susan Glenn, use a bottle-opener.

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When trying to impress your Susan Glenn, don't make her go to a hockey game.

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When trying to impress your Susan Glenn, keep your feet on the floor.

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When trying to impress your Susan Glenn, double-check your path.

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When trying to impress your Susan Glenn, please refer to number four.