1. First of all, you gotta admit that you are one fine ass big bitch.
4. And if they start to mess, hit em with your sassy ass shakes and curves.
7. No curve should go unaccessorized. Nothing — NOTHING — is ever too big.
10. Don’t let anybody tell you not to eat whatever the hell you want.
13. A well flicked hand fan is always chunky, funky accessory number one.
15. Whenever you make a mistake, look your doubters straight in the face and make. them. eat it.
16. Always be questioning the people trying to bring your chunky self down.
19. Don’t let someone with skinny legs tell you how to live your life.
24. Dream your chunky, yet funky dreams, no matter who you are, and be the goddamn best.
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