First of all, Beyoncé is Beyoncé, which means she wins every year by default.
But she won 2012 ESPECIALLY because…
5. She performed in space.
(actually on the floor of the United Nations, but basically space)
9. She met the head of the UN wearing earrings the size of small member nations.
10. She announced she would headline a concert in the middle of the 2013 Superbowl.
12. And Twitter.
17. Basically did everything like a diva.
32. She glistened.
35. She asserted her dominance over lesser beings.
- President Obama has announced a new rule that would expand eligibility for overtime pay to millions more Americans.
- An order from the U.S. Supreme Court means Texas abortion clinics affected by a new state law can stay open while the law is challenged.
- Transgender women can be housed in women's immigrant detention facilities under new guidelines issued today.