1. When this Australian guy was like, “Ah, yes. Shirtless men. Shirtless men everywhere.”
2. Then we he flexed his muscles like this in the water.
Because WHY NOT.
3. When this Brazilian guy just kinda stood there in his lil swimming cap and goggles.
4. When Team USA looked all serious except for Ryan Lochte who looked like he just remembered a very funny Spongebob quote.
5. When this French guy celebrated.
6. And then when all the French guys hugged in a shirtless meaty French pile.
7. And then when they rubbed one another’s chests and backs.
8. When Matt Grevers stood there and wondered how his life would be different if he wasn’t surrounded by shirtless men.
9. When this water-splattered guy watched something with his mouth hanging open.
10. When this French guy screamed.
11. And then when all these guys put their faces really close to everyone else’s faces.
12. When Ryan Lochte pinched himself under his swimsuit.
13. When these guys all put there arms in the air and everything was very ripped and muscly.
14. And when this guy made a thumbs up and sprayed water everywhere and reveled in his own wet hotness.
15. When these guys just kinda stood there with their arms around one another and smiled.
16. When these guys all bumped arm muscles.
17. When this guy existed.
Chad Le Clos of South Africa aka my sweet swimming prince.
18. And then when he smiled and adjusted his swim pants and walked away.
19. When this guy just stood there with his leg up lookin’ swole.
20. When Ryan Lochte looked all happy and shirtless.
21. Then when he made this face at this other guy.
22. Then when he put his arm up.
23. Then when everybody put their arms up.
24. When all these Belgian guys touched their heads.
25. And when these two guys gave one another a high five while this other guy looked hot beside them.
26. When Ryan Lochte gave this weird smirk.
27. When this guy fist-pumped the air.
28. When Chad licked his lips.
29. When this guy with very tiny nipples made this face.
30. When this Australian guy stood there with his arms looking backward but it didn’t even matter because he’s so hot.
31. When this guy flexed.
32. And then made this face.
33. When these guys hugged.
34. When Chad grabbed his beautiful man boob.
35. When this guy with very strong shoulders looked all wet.
36. And when Ryan Lochte made this face and expressed my feelings about literally everything on this list.
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