Seasonal Reminder That Tom Daley Exists And Is Perfect

It’s been a while, so let’s just revisit the basic facts.

1. Perhaps you, like Tom Daley, are a busy person. Perhaps you have things going on. Perhaps, in the course of the last three months, you’ve gotten distracted by life and forgotten that Tom Daley exists.

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2. Well this is a much-needed, very important, extremely vital reality check for everyone suffering from this very concerning lapse in memory: TOM DALEY STILL EXISTS AND HE IS PERFECT.

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3. In fact, he is quite arguably more perfect than ever, and his various skills have only multiplied since last we visited them.

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4. His many abilities now include casually standing around in a speedo while wrapping tape around his big thumb.

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5. Stuffing random objects into his beautiful gaping mouth.

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6. Sassily walking into a room with an empty bottle of water and sunglasses and looking like he’s about to slap someone in the face.

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7. Maintaining perfection while suspended in midair.

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8. Making a stank face while wiping his glorious hair.

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9. Jumping gloriously off of tall surfaces and plummeting into water.

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10. Giving birth to a beautiful imaginary child in midair and nurturing it in a loving environment, full of love and care.

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11. Getting caressed in the face by someone who is not me but should be me.

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I’m sure she’s a nice lady. But last time I checked, she is not me.

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12. Basically, since last we saw Tom Daley, his midair flips have grown in gloriousness by at least 300 to 500 percent.

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13. Also whatever is happening here happened, so I’m just pointing that out.

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14. Also this.


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15. He’s also become particularly skilled at filming himself while dancing around his bedroom in his underwear.

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16. And while shirtlessly doing his hair in the morning.

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17. So. To reiterate. This is your reminder that Tom Daley exists.

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18. And he is perfect.

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19. He also that he has a new calendar to help you remember that he exists and is perfect every single month.

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20. And everything he does is scream-worthy.

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21. And I love him.

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