40 Times Cristiano Ronaldo Blessed The World With His Beautiful Presence

Praise the Portuguese gods.

1. When he blessed this ball with the sheer magical power of booty.

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2. When he blessed this underwear.

3. When he blessed this foot while wearing underwear.

4. When he blessed these abs while wearing underwear.

5. When he blessed these tiny shorts.

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6. And these even tinier shorts.

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7. And these even tinier tinier shorts.

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8. And these shorts that are basically not even shorts anymore because they are so tiny.

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9. When he blessed this sweatshirt with his beautiful face.

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10. When he blessed the air around his bare thighs and butt.

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11. When he blessed these green sock things.

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12. When he blessed the right side of his face with the back of his hand.


13. When he blessed his teeny belly button.

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14. When he blessed basically all the atmosphere in and around his butt.

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15. When he blessed this specific spot on this specific item of clothing.

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16. When he blessed this very ornate accent chair.


17. When he blessed this hat and cup.

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18. And this cup of delicious liquid.


19. And this candy.

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20. And these eyes.

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21. When he blessed the piece of paper he stuck down the front of his pants.

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22. And this shirt.

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23. When he blessed the back of this man’s back.

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24. When he blessed the very ground he stood on.

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25. When he blessed the very tip of his tongue.

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26. When he blessed all these droplets of water.


27. When he blessed his left hand with his right hand.

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28. When he blessed this very small pair of undies.


29. And these jeans.


30. And this shirt and water bottle.

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31. When he blessed his enormous thighs with these tiny shorts.

32. When he blessed his lips.

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33. When he blessed the air in and around his gaping mouth.

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34. When he blessed these tiny mesh-looking man panties.


35. And these white ones.


36. When he blessed this entire beach.

37. When he blessed the wind.

40. And basically the entire world with his beautiful face and overall existence.

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