27 Things That Are Gay According To Stock Photos

    Everything is gay.

    When you search "gay" or "homosexual" on Thinkstock — a stock photo service provided by Getty Images — you get a number of obvious, perfectly innocent photos of smiling gay couples. But more importantly, you get all of these photos that are ACTUALLY TAGGED WITH THESE KEYWORDS:

    1. This bro who is described as "ambiguously gay Santa."

    2. These gay dogs taking a selfie.

    3. These totally gay dogs in their pajamas and hair curlers.

    4. This gay pink flamingo.

    5. This gay pink dog.

    6. These gay pigs and their gay duck friend.

    7. This gay dog family.

    8. These gay ladies at sea with watermelon.

    9. This milk flowing gayly into cereal that's in a dog bowl for some reason.

    10. These gay Q-Tips gingerly touching tips.

    11. These gay overused toothbrushes.

    12. These gay guys and their gay couch.

    13. These gay pears.

    14. This super gay dog.

    15. These gay cups of spilling gay coffee beans

    16. This gay note from someone who stole another person's credit card.

    17. This totally gay present.

    18. These outrageously gay birds.

    19. This gay pink bicycle handlebar.

    20. This obviously gay wooden mannequin.

    21. This dog who is so gay he can't even look at the camera, he's too distracted by how gay he is.

    22. These gay eggs.

    23. This guy hot air balloon getting blasted with hot air.

    24. This gay clay man sitting on his gay clay logs.

    25. These totally gay penguins.

    26. This obviously gay man eating a banana.

    27. And this loving, totally gay heterosexual couple.