33 Things Only Chef Gordon Ramsay Can Get Away With

Everything is raw and you’re a huge disappointment.

1. Telling aspiring chefs that their food looks like a raw, disgusting bison’s penis and that it’s nasty and raw.

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2. Screaming his face off literally every five minutes.

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3. But also looking adorable and innocent with a tiny little lamb.

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4. Calling someone a panini head.

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5. Falling asleep at a restaurant because his order was taking too long.

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6. Telling chefs that their scallops are shitty and disgusting and that they’ll basically never amount to anything.

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7. And, of course, telling them all to fuck off.

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8. Perfectly arranging his vegetables for a naughty chef photo shoot.

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9. Calling people fuckfaces.

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10. Expressing profound disappointment in the state of almost every kitchen.

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11. And pretty much all disgusting food.

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12. And whatever this is.

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13. And this.

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14. And basically just feeling personally insulted about every shitty, disgusting kitchen he’s ever been in.

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15. Telling a chef their food looks like Gandhi’s flip flop.

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16. Praying that he won’t be poisoned…

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17. Telling a chef that they’re the reason his pubes are turning gray.

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18. Chomping on a huge bone?

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19. Being really shocked and disappointed by almost everybody.

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20. But also being adorable…

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21. And friendly with a nice reindeer…

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22. And a giant clown.

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23. Convincing people that they’re basically a huge disappointment.

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24. Calling crazy chefs Hitler (and expressing deep disappointment over what appears to be macaroni and cheese).

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25. Getting fed up with almost everybody all the time.

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26. Trying not to give up.

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27. Telling a steak he wants to die and fuck off with it to heaven.

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28. Riding a motorcycle like a boss.

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29. Vigorously spitting out food right in front of a chef.

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30. Shitting himself.

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31. Telling chefs how disgusted he is.

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32. Expressing soul-crushing disgruntlement with everything and everyone.

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33. And being an all-around awesome guy and probably the greatest chef ever.

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(h/t gordonramsaygifs.tumblr.com)

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