25.
This inmate's beautiful conversational contribution:
24.
Pennsatucky on her newfound dental confidence:
23.
Daya on receiving her beautiful romantic gift:
22.
Piper on her overwhelming hitman-related relief:
21.
Piper's wonderfully crafted comeback:
20.
Officer Fischer on the official rules of calling someone a babe:
18.
Officer Bennett on how far he'll go for love:
17.
Morello on her favorite movie:
16.
Caputo on the dispersion of the nuns:
14.
Big Boo on the lesbian agenda:
13.
Vee on being a strong, confident woman:
12.
Black Cindy on proper airplane security:
11.
Morello on the obvious hierarchy of romantic affection:
10.
Larry's sauna confusion:
8.
Piper's penis-related rage:
7.
Piper on stealing books:
5.
Poussey on the fine construction of female anatomy:
4.
Black Cindy on her all-consuming obsession with Beyoncé's sex life:
3.
Pennsatucky on brutally honest friendship:
2.
Red on being "fierce":
1.
And Pennsatucky's incredible grasp of figures of speech:
