The 13 Creepiest Things A Child Has Ever Said To A Parent

Time to replace your kid and get a new one that isn’t horrific.

The parents of Reddit posed the question: “What is the creepiest thing your young child has ever said to you?” The responses were bone-chilling:

(All photos via Shutterstock.) See more responses in the entire thread.

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