1. The sexually confident bro.
2. The desperate nerd.
4. The cat who was clearly high when he made this profile.
5. The “gentleman.”
6. The disgusting sex monkey.
7. The murderer.
8. The philosopher.
10. The cat who cares more about food than he will ever care about you.
12. The cat who gets straight to the point.
13. The overly confident show off.
Inspired by this beautiful tumblr post.
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