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Someone Tweeted A Picture Of Harry Styles’ Bare Butt And Then Sir Mix-A-Lot Got Involved

Because Sir Mix-A-Lot actually materializes whenever butts are referenced anywhere in the world. He can’t help it.

2. The following are all appropriate questions to ask after viewing this image:

1. Why is Harry Styles peeing into a bush with his pants down?
2. Why does Harry Styles pull his pants down past his knees when peeing into a bush?
3. Why is Harry Styles’ butt only 50% of the width of his entire backside?
4. How is Harry Styles able to keep pants on with a butt that basically doesn’t physically exist?
5. What was Harry Styles doing before peeing into a bush with his pants down?
6. Who is taking this picture of Harry Styles peeing into a bush with his pants down?
7. Whose bushes is Harry Styles peeing into with his pants down?
8. Why am I looking at this picture of Harry Styles peeing into a bush with his pants down?

5. The following are all appropriate questions to ask upon reading this tweet:


1. Why does Harry Styles think Mix-A-Lot is in trouble?
2. Is Mix-A-Lot in trouble because Harry Styles’ butt is so shockingly and disappointingly small that he feels the need to warn Mix-A-Lot of the shock he’ll receive upon seeing it?
3. Why doesn’t Harry Styles address his elder Mix-A-Lot with the formal “sir”?
4. Does Harry Styles actually have any idea what’s going on and is this tweet even in reference to peeing in a bush with his butt out at all?
5. Why am I still reading about Harry Styles peeing into a bush with his butt out?

11. In conclusion, here’s Harry Styles peeing into a bush with his pants down one more time.

God bless.

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