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Because he is a beautiful angel sent from God above.
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Because he can take his pants off mid-jump.
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And do one-handed handstands on the beach.
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Because he makes this precious face.
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And has this adorable little cat.
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And is basically just an adorable dweeb.
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Because he's always wearing basically nothing.
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Like for really real.
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Because he looks like a proper lad in a suit.
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Because his adorable smile.
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Because all those times he stood under the shower at the Olympics.
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Like, a lot of times.
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He knew what he was doing.
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He knew exactly what he was doing.
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Because the camera always seemed to catch him at the right angle.
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Because he really works the diving Speedo.
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Because sometimes he goes to the beach.
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Because even when he's wearing clothes he likes to act likes he's not.
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Because he gets into uniform very efficiently.
Like, really efficiently.
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Because he looks good in water even when he's not in water.
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Because he can do this.
5.
Because he's a winner.
1.
And he's a beautiful, wonderful, blesséd gift from heaven.