19 Reasons Why Monkeys Are Jerks

Oh, you think they’re awesome and cute ‘cause they’re just like us? Wrong. They’re the worst.

Yes, some monkeys are cool and fashionable and famous.

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But guess what?

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Most monkeys are just stupid little jerks.

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1. First off, they fool you into falling for their jerk tricks.

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2. They make you look bad in pictures.

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3. They steal from you when you’re standing RIGHT THERE.

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4. They don’t like sharing nature.

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5. They hate nice little kids.

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6. They like sticking their jerk butts in your face.

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7. And they like telling you to shove it.

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8. They get drunk and hungover and expect you to take care of them.

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9. Basically, they are OUT OF CONTROL.

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10. They are selfish monsters.

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11. They tear shit up.

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12. They pick up bad habits from celebrities.

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13. They don’t even like their kids associating with children.

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14. They hog the bathtub.

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15. They mock you behind your back.

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16. They don’t follow the rules.

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17. They’re mean to other nice animals.

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19. And they’re big fat jerks.

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The end.

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