19 Reasons Why Monkeys Are Jerks
Oh, you think they’re awesome and cute ‘cause they’re just like us? Wrong. They’re the worst.
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19 Reasons Why Monkeys Are Jerks
Matt Bellassai
Yes, some monkeys are cool and fashionable and famous.
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1. First off, they fool you into falling for their jerk tricks.
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2. They make you look bad in pictures.
6. They like sticking their jerk butts in your face.
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8. They get drunk and hungover and expect you to take care of them.
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13. They don’t even like their kids associating with children.
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The end.
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amjensen410 4 months agoThis list is kind of upsetting and I don’t think it’s funny to see such intelligent animals acting that way, likely out of depression and the psychological damage they suffer from being in captivity.
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Bobbie Mullins 4 months ago
Most of these are just plain sad, especially number 8. S/he’s sick and people are standing around taking his/her picture. Making fun of animals in cages and chains. Really, really sad.
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Christizzle 4 months agoI once saw a monkey mastubating while children watched with shocked looks on their faces. I hate monkeys now.
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InadaptadaSocial 4 months agoA monkey peed on me once when I was trying to take a picture with it. I’m never trusting those bastards again..
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bubblemonkey 4 months agoThe barfing orangutan is actually a sculpture called Ancient Echo.
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kristicolleen 4 months agoI have always hated (and been slightly afraid of) monkeys, apes, whatev. I’m glad I’m not alone.
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Whatthewhat 4 months ago
Well that escalated quickly. Jesus I’m agreeing with you dude. Thanks for calling me a cunt and have a nice day!
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