1. When the internet gods created internet, maybe they didn’t realize that one day, kids would use Facebook to smother themselves in Nutella…
4. But alas, kids have found their way to the internet. And it’s the worst.
7. And outrageously horny for their age.
8. Sometimes they forget they’re also friends with their parents and post things like this:
10. Their “romantic relationships” amount to basically nothing.
13. And this:
15. They’re not well-prepared for the future.
16. They think they’re much cooler than they really are.
17. They type like this.
18. They have little to no knowledge of elementary geography…
26. And basically they are DISGUSTING LITTLE BEINGS and they should NOT be allowed on the internet.
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