ATTENTION EVERYONE: IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHO SAM SMITH IS, TAKE A DEEP BREATH, DO YOUR STRETCHES, DRINK A TALL, COLD GLASS OF LIQUIDS, AND PUSH THE GIANT ROCK YOU’VE BEEN LIVING UNDER OFF OF YOUR FACE, BECAUSE YOU’RE IN FOR THE DISCOVERY OF YOUR LIFE.
1. This is Sam Smith, a 22-year-old British singer and songwriter, and a precious, burning beacon of light that will guide us all to salvation in this dark, bleak world.
4. Basically, if you don’t know, Sam Smith’s voice is the voice of a thousand angels singing as one, giving birth to baby angels along the way and raising those angel babies in a warm, comforting family environment, all in your ears.
6. His voice is like if Beyoncé and Adele and Amy Winehouse had a beautiful diva love child, and raised him in a diva cave and released him into the wild to bless the rest of us with his divine existence.