1. First of all, Selina knows how to get America’s attention.
2. She knows what problems we’re facing and pretty much exactly how to solve them.
3. She knows that people are basically the greatest threat to America.
6. And she knows how to get people to fucking respect her.
19. She knows exactly how to command the people that work for her.
20. She has the perfect reaction to almost any problem.
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