On May 4, Adele dropped a hint on Twitter that her third album, quite possibly titled 25 (in the style of her first two albums, 19 and 21), might appear later this year.
Bye bye 25... See you again later in the year x
But how late is "LATER IN THE YEAR"???? ADELE, WE DON'T HAVE THE TIME. Here are 25 extremely important reasons Adele needs to come back IMMEDIATELY:
1. First of all, Adele is a beautiful goddess and this beautiful face and these lips and this flowing hair have been absent from our lives for far too long.
2. This laugh has not graced our ears for CENTURIES.
3. And these beautifully plump cheeks have not seen the cover of an album since 2011!!!
4. We miss her beautiful soulful Beyoncé-ness.
5. We miss her classiness.
6. We miss these flawless Adele faces.
7. And these flawless Adele poses.
8. Of course, in the time since her last album, she's gained some new, more uplifting source material.
9. She's been gaining godliness.
10. Which means whatever happens next will have even more Adele sassiness wrapped into one beautiful package.
11. We've missed her don't care attitude.
12. Her wise thoughts on life and fame.
13. We've been criminally deprived of her wild tongue.
14. Of her wildly dirty mouth.
15. And her wildly uncontrollable face.
16. We've been lost without her sassy screaming.
17. Her sassy grooving.
18. And her all-around DOMINATION.
19. WE CAN BARELY REMEMBER THE HEARTBREAK, ADELE.
20. PLEASE, BRING THIS SASS BACK TO US, ADELE.
21. WE NEED TO BE SAVED BY THIS MAJESTIC ANGEL.
22. We need this flawless diva boss back in our lives.
23. We need this charming face.
24. And this unbelievable attitude.
25. AND ALL OF IT. WE NEED IT ALL, ADELE. PLEASE COME BACK RIGHT NOW.
Please come back immediately.