TIME TO PANIC: Bacon and pork supplies could fall by as much as 10 percent next year, doubling the price of European pork, according to the National Pig Association of Britain (which is apparently a thing). The industry trade group said the trend could be expected around the world, because drought conditions have drastically reduced the food supply available to sustain ample livestock.
So say goodbye to BLTs!
To bacon cheeseburgers!
To bacon and eggs!
To bacon sundaes!
Oh God.
This is how it all ends.
GO. RUN. GET ALL THE BACON YOU CAN.
