“Harry Potter” Is Turning Our Kids Into Devil-Worshipping Satanists

First stop, Harry Potter.

1. Heard about this new book, “Harry Potter”??!

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2. It’s a “children’s” story about a boy wizard who defies death to practice black magic

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3. And, oh yeah, it’s brainwashing our kids to be Satanists!

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4. First off, it’s written by a witch

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5. It’s full of Satanic references and subtexts and it’s basically the devil’s propaganda

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6. Look, here’s a bunch of Potter fans discussing the text

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7. Looks like witchcraft to me!

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8. IS THIS WHAT WE WANT FOR OUR CHILDREN?!!

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9. Look how innocent they are!

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10. How are they supposed to tell the difference between a harmless children’s story and Satanic devilry??

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11. Guess what? They CAN’T. Because they’re CHILDREN.

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12. This is the future

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13. Our children are all going to hell

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15. Look into the cold, dead eyes of a devil-worshipping Satanic occultist

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16. Look at the devil’s new converts

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17. Look at this DEVIL-WORSHIPPING DOG

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18. Look at that hair!

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19. DO NOT LET THEM READ THIS BOOK

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20. Or they will turn to the devil forever

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21. Duh!

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