Remember George?
Remember when George was BRENDAN FRASER and PEOPLE WERE NOT THE SAME AFTER THEY SAW HIM???
Everybody was like WOAH, BRENDAN, WHERE DID THIS COME FROM?
Remember when he was like, "I'mma wrestle this lion. IN A LOIN CLOTH."
And when he swung around on this vine. IN A LOIN CLOTH.
And when he arched his back like this while talking to this gorilla.
And then when he arched his back like this on an elephant???
Basically, Brendan Fraser was THE HUNK OF THE '90s and we've been wasting the last 15 years NOT TALKING ABOUT IT.
LIKE, REALLY, DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN HE SPREAD HIS LEGS LIKE THIS?
DO YOU REMEMBER THIS SCENE?
DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT IT DID TO YOU?
Even when he wasn't in a loin cloth, everyone was still like, "George can get it."
So basically George of the Jungle was a mega hunk.
And we should talk about it more.
Because this glistening jungle body didn't work this hard for nothing.
And lives WERE changed.
The end and god bless.
