26 Dogs That Demand To Be Taken Seriously

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1. Do you think my life is a fucking game?

2. Am I just some kind of JOKE to you?

3. Someone who can’t take himself seriously? Is that what you think?

4. Well, guess what? I’m a grown, adult professional.

5. And I DEMAND to be taken seriously.

6. Oh yeah, sure, go ahead, laugh all you like.

7. You think life is just fun and games, don’t you?

8. You think I like just gettin’ tossed around? Havin’ a little giggle?

9. YOU THINK LIFE IS FULL OF FUCKING AROUND?

10. You think you can just distract me and I’ll forget?

11. No. I’m AN ADULT. I’VE MADE MY CHOICES.

12. Yeah, sure, so what? I like to have a little fun. SUE ME.

13. YES, I’M A GROWN MAN. I OWN THINGS THAT ARE PINK. I STILL DESERVE YOUR RESPECT.

14. Oh, yeah, you thought I’d look like a fool in a suit? Well guess what? I’m hotter than you’ll ever be.

15. You think I like to just lie around and eat all day? Is that all you think of me?

16. You can just slap me in pearls and I’ll play along?

17. I’M WATCHING YOU, BITCH.

18. I’M NOT FUCKING AROUND.

19. I’M NOT SOME SICK FUCKING JOKE.

20. I DIDN’T ASK FOR YOUR JUDGEMENT.

21. So what? I like boy bands. WHAT OF IT?

22. I’m a hard-working adult.

23. You think I like this?

24. You think I enjoy being MOCKED?

25. Well, I don’t. And I would appreciate you keeping a straight face while addressing me.

26. Thank you for listening, and I look forward to conducting serious business with you in the future.

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