THEORY: Chris Mears, adorable 21-year-old British diver and 2012 Summer Olympics competitor, is actually the Absolute Hottest and Hunkiest Diver In The Entire World, and NOT, as is commonly believed, his good friend and teammate Tom Daley.
I SUBMIT THE FOLLOWING IMAGES AS EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT THIS CONTROVERSIAL THEORY:
1. First of all, Chris has the perfect all-around diver’s package.
2. His thigh game is inarguably twice as strong as the next greatest set of thighs.
3. ESPECIALLY when he’s violently whipping them above a diving pool.
4. He is committed to the sacred practice of posing shirtless against a white wall and displaying one armpit.
5. Or lying seductively atop a diving board and displaying his armpits.
6. Or simply chilling, innocently but shirtlessly, on a couch and displaying an armpit.
7. He’s capable of emerging from the ocean with spot-on James Bond suaveness and mystique.
8. His beach handstands are impeccably flaw free.
16. He’s capable of controlling the weather with the sheer power of his Speedo’d body.
17. His hunk game is strong just standing around a dirty kitchen.
18. Or casually strolling about in a shirt covered in bananas and pineapples.
22. He’s especially skilled at going all-in during naked hugs.
23. And also at surrounding himself with generally flawless individuals, like his teammate Jack Laugher.
24. Perhaps most important of all, Chris knows how to flaunt everything.
25. And was especially skilled at sitting naked on this stool for Gay Times magazine.
26. There’s also the time he leaned against this wall in his little white underwear.
27. The time he hung out near this pipe in some tiny swim briefs.
28. The time he took off his pants and never put them back on.
30. Basically, Chris Mears is serving it all.
31. While competition is undoubtably tough, his hunk game is strongest.
32. And Chris Mears is therefore without question the Hottest Diver Currently Gracing Our Planet.
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