Animals·Posted on Apr 2, 2014Dinky The Dog Is Officially The Coolest Dog On The Entire InternetDINKY THA GAWD.by Matt BellassaiBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Click the sound on each Vine to fully experience Dinky's amazing life. Meet Dinky the dog, who is officially cooler than any dog you have ever met or will meet. View this vine on Vine vine.co Dinky spends his days sippin' margaritas, hangin' with his friends and being an all-around badass. View this vine on Vine vine.co Dinky also has sexual intercourse while wearing sunglasses, so you KNOW he's cool. View this vine on Vine vine.co He likes to stand around being generally awesome. View this vine on Vine vine.co Ride around in his whip. View this vine on Vine vine.co And have an adult beverage or two. View this vine on Vine vine.co He likes impressing the ladies. View this vine on Vine vine.co He has his own crib. View this vine on Vine vine.co He's got hose. View this vine on Vine vine.co He'll ride right up into the pharmacy. He doesn't care. View this vine on Vine vine.co He knows how to show someone a good time. View this vine on Vine vine.co And basically he is the baddest dog you will ever encounter in your entire life. View this vine on Vine vine.co (And also he makes a mean Indiana Jones, but only when he's not too busy being a badass.) View this vine on Vine vine.co