1. First, look at this fluffy chocolate mousse. Look at the way it yields itself to your delicate touch.
2. Look at the way these cinnamon buns respond to your warmth, yearning for your hands to peel their sweet layers.
3. Look at these fucking croissants. Look at them steam.
4. Oh sweet merciful God, look at these ice cream sandwiches tumble so innocently into this blender. Look at the cream fill its tender crevices.
8. Look at this fucking muffin, with a tender ball of cookie dough filling its creamy center.
17. Sweet damn, look at it take this knife, its warm, tender body folding to the hard, cold blade.
23. LOOK AT THIS HOT SAUCE DRIPPING DOWN THE SIDES OF THIS SUPPLE MOUND OF VANILLA ICE CREAM.
26. Look at it lie there while delicate flakes of cheese fall to rest on its naked, vulnerable body.
- U.S. President Barack Obama and leaders from 20 nations called for doubling clean energy research funding over the next five years at the Paris climate summit 🌍 ›
- The man accused in Friday's Planned Parenthood shooting in Colorado made his first court appearance. Charges are expected to be formally filed on Dec. 9. ›
- And there's a hilarious new rap meme of Pope Francis, thanks to a photo taken over the weekend of him giving his blessing 🙏🎤 ›