33 Animals You’re Definitely Not The Boss Of

You think they care what you think? Well, they don’t.

1. “Oh, you didn’t want me to chew down the door? Well, guess what? I did it anyway.”

2. “Get off the fence? Get off my back.”

3. “Go ahead. Call the police. See if I care. I’ll be waiting right here when they show up.”

4. “You think I care about your ‘rules’? Rules are for LOSERS. I’ll beat up this flower. I’ll beat the shit out of it.”

5. “You think I give a shit? You don’t control my life.”

6. “I’m a cheese ball, Mom. This is what I was born to do, and YOU WON’T STOP ME.”

7. “Don’t give me that look. I’m my own, independent woman. And you won’t EVER bring me down.”

8. “Yeah, so what? So what if I got stuck? It’s my choice.”

9. “No! I won’t come out of my room. What are you gonna do about it, huh?!”

10. “You think I care about the law? Well, I don’t.” *spits on the law*

11. “It’s a free country, I’ll do whatever the fuck I want.”

12. “NO, I won’t eat your disgusting corporate peanut butter. Try saying ‘no’ to ‘the man’ just once in your life.”

13. “I’ll wait in this car. I’ll wait in this car all day. What’re you gonna do? Ground me?”

14. “You don’t control me. You don’t have any say over who I am.”

15. “FUCK YOUR NEWS.”

16. “Oh, you want me to stop jammin’ so loud, Mom? I’m sorry, do you think Jon Bon Jovi’s mom told him to stop jammin’? No, I bet she didn’t.”

17. “No, I won’t get off the couch. ‘Cause this is my couch just as much as yours. Probably more mine than yours, to be honest.”

19. “Yeah, I smoke… Sure, I’ve done a drug or two. Smoked a little somethin’ extra.”

20. “Oh, this drawer isn’t for ‘sits’? Well, guess what? I don’t give a fuck what you think it’s for.”

21. “I DON’T CARE ABOUT HOW YOU FEEL.”

22. “You think you know me, BUT YOU DON’T.”

23. “No, I haven’t seen my brother, Mom. And I’d appreciate it if you stopped presuming things and start treating me like an ADULT.”

24. “Yeah, I did it. Go ahead. Send me to my room. See how much I care.”

25. “FUCK THE MAN.”

26. “FUCK THE POLICE.”

27. “I’LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYTHING YOU LOVE.”

28. “You think you can stop me? I’ll tear this place apart.”

29. “OH MY GOD, DAD. I’M OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE SEX NOW. YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME.”

30. “I’ll get into the fish tank if I want. You think I won’t?”

31. “Fuck your computer. You think I care about your computer? Nobody cares about your computer.”

32. “Yeah, I’m a plant. Everybody said I’d never do it. But I did. Because nobody knows me but me.”

33. “You’re not the boss of me, dog. NOBODY WILL EVER BE THE BOSS OF ME.”

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