28. This camel that just really thought you were going to take him with you.
26. These geese that just wanted to maybe get a snack together without you running and screaming.
25. This camel that thought, oh, you know, maybe I’ll finally show some affection.
24. This dolphin that thought, “Oh, I love her hair, I should tell her.”
23. This deer that… to be completely honest, just wanted someone to hook up with tonight.
22. This elephant that just thought she would be NICE and type her number right into your phone.
21. This goat that just thought, “Oh, did you say your muscles were tightening earlier? Let me help loosen you up.”
20. This dog that honestly just thought you would enjoy his butt in your face, it was a nice gesture, he swears.
19. This elephant that just wanted to go right in for a little nose-to-nose action and thought you’d reciprocate.
18. This cat that just doesn’t understand why you’re SCREAMING AT HER because she just wanted to talk and maybe grab a drink.
17. This penguin that really just wanted to give you a compliment without you FREAKING OUT.
16. This seal that honestly has been holding in a lot of his feelings and wanted to share but now you seem like you’re pulling away.
15. This monkey that thinks, “Oh, hey, I think I actually paid for this meal for both of us, so maybe you should share?”
14. This dog that really just wanted to compliment your new hair.
13. This dog that thought you two could just enjoy some cuddling in the backseat?
8. This camel that thought a little friendly chomp on the tush would be fun and not at all aggressive.
In The News Today
- Shannon Miles, who is suspected of ambushing and killing a Harris County, Texas, sheriff's deputy, was arrested Saturday and charged with capital murder. ›
- For the first time in history, there are three major hurricanes in the Pacific east of the International Dateline at the same time. ›
- Oliver Sacks, the famed neurologist and author, died Sunday from cancer. He was 82. ›