A Very Important Thank You Note To David Beckham's Tailor

You, sir or madam, did a FINE job on these pants.

Hello, David Beckham's tailor. You might know that David wore your wonderful pants to China yesterday and they looked quite splendid on the soccer field.

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It was a fine pair of pants, truly. A spectacular pair.

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And yes, they fit him VERY well. VERRRRY WELL.

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But MOST importantly, I want to thank you, personally, for this...

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Sure, you had a beautiful piece of cake to work with...

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But DAYUM. Those are some well fittin' pants.

ESPECIALLY in action.

So thank you, David Beckham's tailor, whoever you are.

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Thank you for this work of art.

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Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.