32 Things That Prove Colton Haynes Is The Most Beautiful Man Alive

    Like, scientifically speaking, he is actually the most beautiful being on this planet. This is science.

    First of all... this is Colton Haynes, best known for his role on MTV's Teen Wolf...

    ...and also for his role as the most beautiful and perfect man on Earth.

    1. To start... His jaw line is actually literally perfect.

    2. Like, if scientists had to build a perfect human face from scratch, they would probably just recreate this face exactly.

    3. He uses his perfect face to make smoldering gestures like this.

    4. And also showering faces like this.

    5. And also seductive apple-eating faces like this.

    6. His hair and eyebrows and jaw are actually scientifically without flaw.

    7. At any given moment, if he's not moving, he looks like a perfect golden statue.

    8. He makes this beautiful face when blowing kisses.

    9. And this beautiful face standing next to Ryan Lochte.

    10. He is, ANATOMICALLY SPEAKING, WITHOUT FLAW.

    11. His hair and his eyes and his eyebrows and his skin and freckles are actually just beautiful and perfect.

    12. His arms.

    13. He can wear this hat and still look beautiful.

    14. His face looks like it was chiseled from actual Grecian marble.

    15. His body looks like it was actually just made to be in a suit and to look perfect and beautiful.

    16. He has beautiful, perfect friends.

    17. He looks beautiful and perfect with this mullet.

    18. And with these bangs.

    19. And with these glasses.

    20. And with no hair at all and also a tan.

    21. HE IS A FRIEND OF ANIMALS.

    22. He looks beautiful and perfect next to this seal.

    23. And with this monkey.

    24. He created quite possibly the most beautiful and perfect picture ever taken with a dolphin.

    25. He can pull off this deep V-neck.

    26. He took this beautiful picture with Sophia Grace and Rosie.

    27. HE IS, ACCORDING TO SCIENCE AND GODS AND MEN, ACTUALLY PERFECT.

    28. His gaze is actually the definition of what a beautiful and perfect gaze should be.

    29. He pulled off this Nemo costume.

    30. He is, basically, the most beautiful and perfect man alive.

    31. And he is actually just a flawless human being.

    32. And in conclusion, here he is swaddling a baby.