27 Reasons Why Kids Are Actually The Worst

Sure, they’re innocent and sometimes adorable. But also, they’re awful.

I know, right? Now tell your friends!
27 Reasons Why Kids Are Actually The Worst
Matt Bellassai

Ok, so kids can be cute and squishy.

But let’s be honest…

They’re mostly just infuriating, ravenous monsters.

1. They get stuck in everything.

2. They’re clingy.

4. They’re lazy.

6. They’re bad at everything.

7. They can’t take care of themselves.

8. They give up easily.

9. They actually get stuck in everything.

10. They’re scared of friendly animals.

11. They’re exceedingly dumb.

12. They’re terrible laborers.

13. They cry. Constantly.

14. They’re functionally useless.

Source: forgifs.com

15. They’re selfish.

16. They rarely, if ever, get food in their mouths.

17. They break almost everything.

18. They don’t care about other humans.

19. They’re stupid.

Source: youtube.com

20. They do this.

21. They’re stupid.

23. They literally have no idea what’s going on ever.

24. They make a mess.

25. They’re helpless.

27. And the worst.

(except for this one.)

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    • leytonk a week ago

      lmao this post! I can’t. I love kids but wow this was hilarious. But no to the last gif used. She’s actually worse then all the others. lol

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      This is the reason I am never having kids.

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      HAHAHAHAHA I almost cried with laughter. I can laugh cause it is OTHER peoples kids doing that shit, but when it is my own, it aint so funny :P lol. Although the stupid and getting stuck thing can be quite hilarious. Many a times I have paused for a mili second torn between getting the camera and rescuing the child. MOST of the time the rescuing the child wins out :P

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      Kids aren’t stupid, or poor laborers or mean or whatever other harshly inaccurate adjectives you said. They.are.kids. They make mistakes and learn throughout life like every human being does. You show the bad which kids can do, but you dont show the benefits from a child. And you are saying that every single kid is this way and that is not the case, it’s called different parenting styles. You’re also saying that you were this way as a kid and clearly from this pea brained nonsense you’ve made up, I’d say you’re the one who doesn’t know what’s going on as an “adult.”

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