27 Reasons Why Kids Are Actually The Worst

Sure, they’re innocent and sometimes adorable. But also, they’re awful. posted on October 13, 2012 at 12:36pm EDT

Matt Bellassai BuzzFeed Staff posted about 8 months ago

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27 Reasons Why Kids Are Actually The Worst

Matt Bellassai

Ok, so kids can be cute and squishy.

27 Reasons Why Kids Are Actually The Worst

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But let’s be honest…

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They’re mostly just infuriating, ravenous monsters.

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1. They get stuck in everything.

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2. They’re clingy.

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3. They do this.

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4. They’re lazy.

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5. They smell weird.

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6. They’re bad at everything.

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7. They can’t take care of themselves.

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8. They give up easily.

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9. They actually get stuck in everything.

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10. They’re scared of friendly animals.

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11. They’re exceedingly dumb.

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12. They’re terrible laborers.

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13. They cry. Constantly.

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14. They’re functionally useless.

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15. They’re selfish.

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16. They rarely, if ever, get food in their mouths.

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17. They break almost everything.

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18. They don’t care about other humans.

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19. They’re stupid.

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20. They do this.

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21. They’re stupid.

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22. They’re mean.

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23. They literally have no idea what’s going on ever.

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24. They make a mess.

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25. They’re helpless.

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26. And stupid.

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27. And the worst.

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(except for this one.)

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AngelsChoice 8 months ago

Good reasons why im not having kids lol
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Haha I have three and most of these things are true.
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My mother had a leash for me and while I know many people do not like them because they think the parents are just being lazy or cruel, I can’t judge her. I had no problem running faster than she could go and then hiding. All that said, she definitely would not have let me lay down on the dirty ground while she talked to other people like the mother in #4
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JohanPar 8 months ago

I hate thinking that I was a kid. Most of my childhood memories consist of me being a tool.
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zombiebait 8 months ago

I literally just came home from my sons fifth birthday party at chuck e cheese. So this post is apropos for my day. My son got to stand in the “ticket blaster”, its a wind tunnel machine where the object is to grab as many tickets as you can. Well my offspring got in, did not attempt to grab one ticket, then cried when he came out that he didn’t catch any tickets. Sigh…
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jennifernathanm 8 months ago

More like 27 parents who are the worst.
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BlueSerenade 8 months ago

Baby leashes: When you’re too lazy to be a parent. #4
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  To each his own, but I personally hate leashes - I have two children under 3 and we manage quite well for very active little boys
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kathrynp 8 months ago

In defense of #4, I hate baby leashes with a passion (and yes, I DO have kids).
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pandorasmailbox 8 months ago

Honestly, half of these could also be applicable to myself. Especially #23.
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hartwea 8 months ago

Agree. Kids are so fucking annoying. Screaming, yelling and crying all the time. And wiping their boogers all over shit.
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andrea 8 months ago

Ovaries have now shut down.
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Mike K. 8 months ago

This is mostly shitty parenting, not bad kids.
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msmcgee82 8 months ago

i agreed with the post until you got to Honey Boo Boo. she is awful.
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gabriellel6 8 months ago

Once I got stuck in my rabbit’s cage when I was a kid….that picture should be on this list.
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gcsapo 8 months ago

dreading it enough already…didn’t need this
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alejpanda 8 months ago

no. honey boo boo is the worst. ever. her cholesterol is probably 100x mine.
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MMR 8 months ago

and pretty much any picture from shit my kids ruined.
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Ok, so kids can be cute and squishy.

But let’s be honest…

They’re mostly just infuriating, ravenous monsters.

1. They get stuck in everything.

2. They’re clingy.

3. They do this.

4. They’re lazy.

5. They smell weird.

6. They’re bad at everything.

7. They can’t take care of themselves.

8. They give up easily.

9. They actually get stuck in everything.

10. They’re scared of friendly animals.

11. They’re exceedingly dumb.

12. They’re terrible laborers.

13. They cry. Constantly.

14. They’re functionally useless.

15. They’re selfish.

16. They rarely, if ever, get food in their mouths.

17. They break almost everything.

18. They don’t care about other humans.

19. They’re stupid.

20. They do this.

21. They’re stupid.

22. They’re mean.

23. They literally have no idea what’s going on ever.

24. They make a mess.

25. They’re helpless.

26. And stupid.

27. And the worst.

(except for this one.)

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