27 Reasons Why Kids Are Actually The Worst

Sure, they’re innocent and sometimes adorable. But also, they’re awful. posted on October 13, 2012 at 12:36pm EDT

Matt Bellassai BuzzFeed Staff posted about 7 months ago

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27 Reasons Why Kids Are Actually The Worst

Matt Bellassai

Ok, so kids can be cute and squishy.

27 Reasons Why Kids Are Actually The Worst

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But let’s be honest…

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They’re mostly just infuriating, ravenous monsters.

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1. They get stuck in everything.

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2. They’re clingy.

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3. They do this.

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4. They’re lazy.

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5. They smell weird.

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6. They’re bad at everything.

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7. They can’t take care of themselves.

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8. They give up easily.

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9. They actually get stuck in everything.

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10. They’re scared of friendly animals.

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11. They’re exceedingly dumb.

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12. They’re terrible laborers.

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13. They cry. Constantly.

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14. They’re functionally useless.

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15. They’re selfish.

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16. They rarely, if ever, get food in their mouths.

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17. They break almost everything.

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18. They don’t care about other humans.

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19. They’re stupid.

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20. They do this.

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21. They’re stupid.

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22. They’re mean.

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23. They literally have no idea what’s going on ever.

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24. They make a mess.

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25. They’re helpless.

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26. And stupid.

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27. And the worst.

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(except for this one.)

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esperanzarubiot 7 months ago

After this I’m not sure if I’m childfree or childless…
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Little kids are great. It’s when they turn into teens that they need to be put on an island.
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I CANT STAND HONEY BOOBOO!!! AAAHHHHH!!
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kristicolleen 7 months ago

Re #4: If you put your kid on a leash, don’t be surprised when it acts like a dog.
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I laughed so hard I cried. This stuff is all totally true.
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Cinnamon Broom 7 months ago

And one big reason why they’re the best: they reach for you to pick them up, wrap their little arms around you, kiss your cheek and call you mama!! (At least I’m assuming she’ll figure out how to say ‘mama’ at some point) :-)
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ninjacoughdrop 7 months ago

Any parent knows this to be true (lovingly).
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kyrski 7 months ago

these are all hilarious and why i can’t wait to be a parent. i had to go through all of this, so they have to too!
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Lolhelper 7 months ago

Finally! A post for me lol! I agree: kids suck! But that last one sucks too, that Honey Boo boo (I only watched a trailer from her reality show and it totally sucks).
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nikkianne617 7 months ago

That’s why I’ll never have one!!!! Lmao
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amandam21 7 months ago

#4 looks like it’s from a spot on the Halifax waterfront… this is bugging me, now. I also hate kid leashes.
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Laura K. 7 months ago

I hate how grown people think it’s ok to make fun of Honey Boo Boo. She’s 7! Oh and she’s awesome.
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jackk8 7 months ago

6 reminds me of Mr Burns from The Simpsons trying to kick a ball.
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ellimac21 7 months ago

Poor kids their parents suck!!!
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chiibug 7 months ago

But you guys are also exceedingly dumb and cry too much. That being stuck in things may just be our advantage over those kids.
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TheMusixMyLife 7 months ago

There is a reason I’m 28 and we don’t have kids yet…..they freak me out!!!
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Squeegeeswifey 7 months ago

I have three kids under 4 and I just laughed so hard, I cried.
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spinthestars 7 months ago

#8 is the greatest example of a short attention span, haha
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AngelsChoice 7 months ago

Good reasons why im not having kids lol
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Ok, so kids can be cute and squishy.

But let’s be honest…

They’re mostly just infuriating, ravenous monsters.

1. They get stuck in everything.

2. They’re clingy.

3. They do this.

4. They’re lazy.

5. They smell weird.

6. They’re bad at everything.

7. They can’t take care of themselves.

8. They give up easily.

9. They actually get stuck in everything.

10. They’re scared of friendly animals.

11. They’re exceedingly dumb.

12. They’re terrible laborers.

13. They cry. Constantly.

14. They’re functionally useless.

15. They’re selfish.

16. They rarely, if ever, get food in their mouths.

17. They break almost everything.

18. They don’t care about other humans.

19. They’re stupid.

20. They do this.

21. They’re stupid.

22. They’re mean.

23. They literally have no idea what’s going on ever.

24. They make a mess.

25. They’re helpless.

26. And stupid.

27. And the worst.

(except for this one.)

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