25 Pictures Of Joe Biden Stealing People's Youth

Uncle Joe turns the big ol' 70 today. But he's basically like 25. Where does he get his young, boyish energy? Here's a theory.

1. From this delectable baby.

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2. And this one.

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3. And this one.

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4. From this youthful little girl.

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5. And this one.

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6. And this one.

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7. From this spry ginger.

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8. And this emotional one.

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"GIVE ME YOUR SOUL, GINGER."

9. From all these energetic youths.

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11. From this exceptionally tiny baby.

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12. From this girl in purple crocs.

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13. From this youthful waitress.

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14. From this little soccer player.

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16. From this toddler in a hat.

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17. From these young, fit Olympians.

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20. From this chunky tot.

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21. And this one in jean overalls.

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22. From this vivacious biker chick.

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23. (Who's obviously young at heart)

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24. From Amy Poehler.

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25. And from Sesame Street.

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Happy B'Day, Joe! Never change.