25 Pictures Of Joe Biden Stealing People’s Youth

Uncle Joe turns the big ol’ 70 today. But he’s basically like 25. Where does he get his young, boyish energy?

1. From this delectable baby.

Image by Jonathan Ernst / Getty Images

2. And this one.

Image by Stacy Bengs / AP

3. And this one.

Image by The Quad City Times, Kevin E. Schmidt / AP

4. From this youthful little girl.

Image by Bruce Bennett / Getty Images

5. And this one.

Image by The Roanoke Times, Kyle Green, Pool / AP

6. And this one.

Image by Chris McGrath / Getty Images

7. From this spry ginger.

Image by Jim Cole / AP

8. And this emotional one.

“GIVE ME YOUR SOUL, GINGER.”

Image by Steve Helber / AP

9. From all these energetic youths.

Image by Matt Rourke / AP

10.

Image by Matt Rourke / AP

11. From this exceptionally tiny baby.

Image by Joe Raedle / Getty Images

12. From this girl in purple crocs.

Image by Scott Olson / Getty Images

13. From this youthful waitress.

Image by The Roanoke Times, Kyle Green, Pool / AP

14. From this little soccer player.

Image by Drew Hallowell / Getty Images

15.

Image by Drew Hallowell / Getty Images

16. From this toddler in a hat.

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17. From these young, fit Olympians.

Image by Jonathan Ernst / Reuters

18.

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19.

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20. From this chunky tot.

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21. And this one in jean overalls.

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22. From this vivacious biker chick.

Image by Carolyn Kaster, File / AP

23. (Who’s obviously young at heart)

Image by Carolyn Kaster, File / AP

24. From Amy Poehler.

Image by NBC, David Giesbrecht / AP

25. And from Sesame Street.

Image by Bryan Bedder / Getty Images

Happy B’Day, Joe! Never change.