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You can work from bed ALL day.
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You don't have to shower.
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You don't have to comb your hair!
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You can leave that tie and briefcase in the closet...
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...because you can work in your PJs!
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Or, you know, NOTHING.
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You have 24-hour access to the fridge.
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You can literally lounge on the couch all day.
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Wrap yourself in blankets.
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You can wear those slippers you can never wear to the office.
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You can laugh at all your friends who had to go to work.
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Because you didn't have to brave traffic to get to the office.
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You didn't even have to go outside into the cold.
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If you get a little tired, you can take a nap whenever you want.
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You can take a video game break.
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You can go outside for a sec and play in the leaves.
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You can break for a little intimacy.
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You can guiltlessly gorge yourself on pizza.
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Of course, you might have to work a little bit...
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But you can DRINK while you work.
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...as early as you want.
As long as you're ready for the office the next day.
