ALL Emo’s should hang themselves.

I know who the sleep man is…

Lindsey, What would the other person have to refference if you won the bet?

My card got stolen over the weekend and the little shit bought $1,332.47 worth of stuff. Wrought in hell, better yet I hope you wrought in prison with a big black dude named tiny and he makes you his love slave.

I would love to cut that cow up into nice filets and strips for dinner. Mmmmmmmm…

If only they knew…Its all sarcastic. You know what I’m going to buy a poo throwing monkey to sit and monitor everyone who thinks this is serious and have him wing poo in your face…No seriously I’m gonna name his Will Slung.

Now that’s what I call rare meat.

Someone get that woman a tredmill!!!

That has to be the gayest thing I have ever heard. I think I made it to a minute before I had to stop the damn thing. It was nice knowing you all, I’m going to go tie a belt around my feet and hands and jump into my neighbors pool.