I Don’t Always Use Facebook

But when I do, I friend myself

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I Don’t Always Tweet

But when I do, it’s to respond to my own tweet

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I Like Whole Foods

but why do I only get 10 cents to use my own bag

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I Wanted 12 Grain Bread

but could only get 7

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I Want Dessert

but none of the 31 flavors sounds good

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I Wanted A Double Caramel Macchiato

but there was no drive-thru

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Kimmie’s Photos

have more likes than mine

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I Am No Longer The Mayor

of the Falafel Fred’s

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The Barista Forgot The Extra Whip Cream

On my half-caf triple soy no-foam extra hot skinny hazelnut latte

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