Whether or not you've noticed — and if you don't regularly use a men's room then you probably haven't — a new phenomenon has emerged...
And it's on the verge of becoming a goddamn epidemic, which must be stopped.
IT MUST BE STOPPED!
So what the fuck am I talking about?
THIS!
Guys who regularly bring – and actively use – their cell phones while doing their business at public urinals.
Um. Yeah.
Same.
"Look at me, I'm so important that I need to respond to this email before I finish peeing."
I can't.
But is it really multitasking?
No. It's not. It's just disgusting.
Many of us are justifiably outraged!
All. Hope. Lost.
Are you really that goddamn addicted to SnapChat?
The practice has become so widespread that some of us are wondering whether or not we're the only one's not doing it?
Listen up fellow dudes. This practice of using your cell phone while urinating has got to fucking stop.
Allow me to make my case.
First of all, if you're looking at your phone, it means you aren't paying attention to where your pee is going.
Meaning:
Or:
But wait, there’s another potential hazard associated with tweeting while peeing...
Would your phone ever really be clean again?
HAHAHA!
In summary:
