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Which Song On “Rebel Heart” Describes Your Sex Life?

You’re getting some pretty regularly but it’s starting to feel like you’re working overtime. I mean, polishing them headlights isn’t easy! Your partner likes to take the wheel, and you like to sit on top. It’s getting a little repetitive though. Just make sure you don’t blow a gasket or you might have to take a night off.

Body Shop

You gave your partner everything, and they said you were a queen. But those days are long gone, and you've been put in the "friend zone." It may still feel shitty, but life isn’t over. Your dry spell won’t last forever. Remember, the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.

HeartBreakCity

You’re willing to give your partner everything they want, but find yourself taking the lead role in the bedroom. It’s almost like you’re a teacher, but the sexy kind who’s about to spank a naughty student. Then you’ll kiss it better. Make it wetter. Oh, and bitch, get off my pole!

Holy Water

Oh. My. God. You’re so hot! You and your lover go hard enough to break the bed. You’re an open door, and let plenty of people come inside. You like being on top, and have been told you’ve got a bit of a bad attitude. Golden shower, latex thong, licorice whip, strap it on!

S.E.X.

You make every encounter the best night of your partner’s life. You straight up show them what it’s like to be alive. You never hold back, and embrace all of the fantasies you’ve ever had. Just no sex tapes… Otherwise, go ahead, close your eyes, make a wish, and surrender to the pleasure! #NoRegrets

Best Night

You and your partner have that endless love thing going on. Your sex is passionate and committed. Because when the world turns to dust, all you’ll have left is your lover. You never leave their side, so might as well get it in as often as you can.

Ghosttown

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Which Song On “Rebel Heart” Describes Your Sex Life?

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