1. You know how to make an entrance:
2. You're always looking out for your friends, and yourself:
3. You're full of meaningful nuggets of advice, like this one:
4. And you're basically a pack rat when it comes to essential party supplies:
5. You're loyal to your pets:
6. Your accessory game is unparalleled:
7. You stand up for little people:
8. Obviously you were popular in high school:
9. You like to keep 'em guessing when it comes to labels:
10. You make it a point to select the appropriate footwear for every event:
11. You frequently brag about your sexual partners:
12. When social situations get awkward, you're quick to bail:
13. You're no good at long distance runs:
14. You pay honor to the appropriate deities:
15. You're punctual:
16. You never wear form-fitting clothes to yoga:
17. But always encourage your friends to wear cleavage-baring dresses:
18. You have no problem justifying almost any purchase:
19. You never miss an opportunity to squeeze in some extra shut-eye:
20. Bacon frequently gets the better of you:
21. You love a good party:
22. You give amazing, original compliments:
23. You're intuitive:
24. You have an equestrian spirit:
25. You rarely pass up an offer for free weed:
26. In spite of what it does to your long-term memory:
27. You're defensive of your friends:
28. You're hopelessly optimistic:
29. You use humor to lighten the blow when delivering bad news:
30. You don't like being challenged:
31. You're philosophical:
32. You brag about your accomplishments in the restroom:
33. Your mind is usually in the gutter:
34. You love having a good time:
35. You give concise descriptions of people:
36. And no matter what, nothing comes between you and your work:
